Octopus Prime I am an octopus. I squirt black ink at my enemies.

Let me craft a song of joy and beauty

To the uneaten things in my refridgerator

OH UNEATEN SHIT

I DARE NOT TOUCH YOU

I FEAR REACHING INTO THE UNCHARTERED DEPTHS OF THE FRIDGE

THE PART NEAR THE FRIDGE FAN

I SHALL THROW YOU AWAY

BEGONE DEMONS! 

The end.

Oh life is satisfactory.

For once in my driving life I don’t feel like a total failure in the car.

Go me!

Apparently one of my tutors told my coursemate that even though I look like I was “zoning out” and “looking bored all the time”, if one looks past “all the nonsense up there”, I’m actually a smart person.

Awww thanks but you’re wrong. I’m as stupid as I seem. Weeeee wooo pipoooopupupiiiiii the train has gone off the rails zoooommmm chugga chugga peeeeeppppppp

Can we pull this off? I am so nervous this is killing me.

It really isn’t as easy as it seems. 

In other news, I am a socially awkward penguin in social situations with more than 2 unknown people around. Help. I wish I were more friendly. :<